Seasons & episodes

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.