Seasons & episodes

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.