Seasons & episodes
S0 · E1Chaos Beknownst 2018-05-13 · 11 min
The grudge match between Order and Chaos is finally settled in a slapfight -- and whoever is victorious will get a sexy new atomic makeover!
S0 · E2The Shivering Truth: Behind the Scenes 2018-12-05 · 11 min
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S1 · E1The Nurple Rainbow 2018-12-09 · 10 min
Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.
S1 · E2The Magmafying Past 2018-12-09 · 10 min
The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.
S1 · E3Ogled Inklings 2018-12-16 · 10 min
By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.
S1 · E4Constadeath 2018-12-16 · 10 min
Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.
S1 · E5Tow and Shell 2018-12-23 · 10 min
Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?
S1 · E6Fowl Flow 2018-12-23 · 10 min
This week Violet discovers that that scalding throb that rips thru your body every few seconds has a name: The Rest Of The World.
S2 · E1The Burn Earner Spits 2020-05-11 · 11 min
Using an emotional X-ray device we provide a detailed history of these United States, starting from May of 1951 all the way up until tomorrow at 3:30.
S2 · E2Carrion My Son 2020-05-18 · 11 min
Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie.
S2 · E3Nesslessness 2020-05-25 · 11 min
Time flies when you're demoralizing your children.
S2 · E4Beast of Both Worlds 2020-06-01 · 11 min
Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?
S2 · E5The Diff 2020-06-08 · 11 min
A life-sized map of the universe and a pocket chart of sexual (cuts) of meat (positions) announce the birth of two bounding twin SILFS (Selves I'd Like To FILF).
S2 · E6Holeways 2020-06-14 · 11 min
Every father is mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. [Note: Prior to viewing this, you will want to install a restroom in your pants. Because what you see might make you need to use the restroom right into a toilet.]