Seasons & episodes

S1 · E1The Nurple Rainbow 2018-12-09 · 10 min＋

Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.

S1 · E2The Magmafying Past 2018-12-09 · 10 min＋

The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.

S1 · E3Ogled Inklings 2018-12-16 · 10 min＋

By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.

S1 · E4Constadeath 2018-12-16 · 10 min＋

Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.

S1 · E5Tow and Shell 2018-12-23 · 10 min＋

Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?

S1 · E6Fowl Flow 2018-12-23 · 10 min＋

This week Violet discovers that that scalding throb that rips thru your body every few seconds has a name: The Rest Of The World.