Seasons & episodes

S1 · E1What Life D-D-Doth 2007-11-04＋

When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.

S1 · E2Chief Beef Loco 2007-11-11＋

When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.

S1 · E3Weapons Grade Life 2007-11-18＋

A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.

S1 · E4The 6th Teat of Good Intentions 2007-11-25＋

Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.

S1 · E5Pet Siouxicide 2007-12-02＋

Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.

S1 · E6World of Hurt, BC 2007-12-09 · 15 min＋

Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.

S1 · E7Bloodcorn 2007-12-16＋

When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.

S1 · E8Escape From Squatopian Freedom 2007-12-23＋

When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.

S1 · E9Signs From Godrilla 2008-01-06 · 15 min＋

Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.

S1 · E10Shakashuri Blowdown 2008-01-13＋

The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.

Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.

Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

Xavier has amnesia.

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.