Seasons & episodes
S2 · E1Vibracaust 2009-02-12
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
S2 · E2Xavier's Maneuver 2009-02-19
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
S2 · E3El Tornadador 2009-02-26
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
S2 · E4Haunted Tonk 2009-03-05
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
S2 · E5Free Range Manibalism 2009-03-12 · 15 min
Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
S2 · E6Damnesia Vu 2009-03-19 · 15 min
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
S2 · E7Going Normal 2009-03-26 · 15 min
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
S2 · E8Kharmarabionic Lotion 2009-04-02 · 15 min
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
S2 · E9Damnesia You 2009-04-09 · 15 min
Xavier has amnesia.
S2 · E10Braingea's Final Cranny 2009-04-16
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.