Seasons & episodes

S1 · E1What Life D-D-Doth 2007-11-04＋

When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.

S1 · E2Chief Beef Loco 2007-11-11＋

When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.

S1 · E3Weapons Grade Life 2007-11-18＋

A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.

S1 · E4The 6th Teat of Good Intentions 2007-11-25＋

Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.

S1 · E5Pet Siouxicide 2007-12-02＋

Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.

S1 · E6World of Hurt, BC 2007-12-09 · 15 min＋

Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.

S1 · E7Bloodcorn 2007-12-16＋

When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.

S1 · E8Escape From Squatopian Freedom 2007-12-23＋

When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.

S1 · E9Signs From Godrilla 2008-01-06 · 15 min＋

Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.

S1 · E10Shakashuri Blowdown 2008-01-13＋

The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.