Seasons & episodes
S4 · E22Flush With Power 2000-05-07 · 22 min
Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.
S4 · E23Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet 2000-05-14 · 22 min
Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.
S4 · E24Peggy's Fan Fair 2000-05-21 · 22 min
At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.
S5 · E1The Perils of Polling 2000-10-01 · 22 min
Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
S5 · E2The Buck Stops Here 2000-11-05 · 22 min
Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
S5 · E3I Don't Want to Wait... 2000-11-12 · 22 min
As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
S5 · E4Spin the Choice 2000-11-19 · 22 min
Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
S5 · E5Peggy Makes the Big Leagues 2000-11-26 · 22 min
The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
S5 · E6When Cotton Comes Marching Home 2000-12-03 · 22 min
Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
S5 · E7What Makes Bobby Run? 2000-12-10 · 22 min
Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
S5 · E8'Twas the Nut Before Christmas 2000-12-17 · 22 min
Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
S5 · E9Chasing Bobby 2001-01-21 · 22 min
Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
S5 · E10Yankee Hankie 2001-02-04 · 22 min
While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
S5 · E11Hank and the Great Glass Elevator 2001-02-11 · 22 min
Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
S5 · E12Now Who's the Dummy? 2001-02-18 · 22 min
Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
S5 · E13Ho Yeah! 2001-02-25 · 22 min
Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
S5 · E14The Exterminator 2001-03-04 · 22 min
Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
S5 · E15Luanne Virgin 2.0 2001-03-11 · 22 min
As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
S5 · E16Hank's Choice 2001-04-01 · 22 min
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
S5 · E17It's Not Easy Being Green 2001-04-08 · 22 min
Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
S5 · E18The Trouble With Gribbles 2001-04-22 · 22 min
Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
S5 · E19Hank's Back Story 2001-05-06 · 22 min
Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
S5 · E20Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story 2001-05-13 · 22 min
Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.
S6 · E1Bobby Goes Nuts 2001-11-11 · 22 min
Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.