Seasons & episodes
S6 · E2Soldier of Misfortune 2001-12-09 · 22 min
After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.
S6 · E3Lupe's Revenge 2001-12-12 · 22 min
A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.
S6 · E4The Father, the Son, and J.C. 2001-12-16 · 22 min
Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.
S6 · E5Father of the Bribe 2002-01-06 · 22 min
After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.
S6 · E6I'm With Cupid 2002-02-10 · 22 min
Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.
S6 · E7Torch Song Hillogy 2002-02-17 · 22 min
Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.
S6 · E8Joust Like a Woman 2002-02-24 · 22 min
Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.
S6 · E9The Bluegrass Is Always Greener 2002-02-24 · 22 min
Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.
S6 · E10The Substitute Spanish Prisoner 2002-03-03 · 22 min
A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.
S6 · E11Unfortunate Son 2002-03-10 · 22 min
Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.
S6 · E12Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill 2002-03-17 · 22 min
Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.
S6 · E13Tankin' It to the Streets 2002-03-31 · 22 min
After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.
S6 · E14Of Mice and Little Green Men 2002-04-07 · 22 min
When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.
S6 · E15A Man Without a Country Club 2002-04-14 · 22 min
Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.
S6 · E16Beer and Loathing 2002-04-14 · 22 min
Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.
S6 · E17Fun with Jane and Jane 2002-04-21 · 22 min
Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.
S6 · E18My Own Private Rodeo 2002-04-28 · 22 min
Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.
S6 · E19Sug Night 2002-05-05 · 22 min
Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.
S6 · E20Dang Ol' Love 2002-05-05 · 22 min
Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.
S6 · E21Returning Japanese (1) 2002-05-12 · 22 min
The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.
S6 · E22Returning Japanese (2) 2002-05-12 · 22 min
Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.
S7 · E1Get Your Freak Off 2002-11-03 · 22 min
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
S7 · E2The Fat and the Furious 2002-11-10 · 22 min
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
S7 · E3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do 2002-11-17 · 22 min
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.