Seasons & episodes
S7 · E4Goodbye Normal Jeans 2002-11-24 · 22 min
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
S7 · E5Dances With Dogs 2002-12-01 · 22 min
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
S7 · E6The Son Also Roses 2002-12-08 · 22 min
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
S7 · E7The Texas Skillsaw Massacre 2002-12-15 · 22 min
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
S7 · E8Full Metal Dust Jacket 2003-01-05 · 22 min
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
S7 · E9Pigmalion 2003-01-12 · 22 min
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
S7 · E10Megalo Dale 2003-01-12 · 22 min
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
S7 · E11Boxing Luanne 2003-02-02 · 22 min
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
S7 · E12Vision Quest 2003-02-09 · 22 min
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
S7 · E13Queasy Rider 2003-02-16 · 22 min
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
S7 · E14Board Games 2003-03-02 · 22 min
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
S7 · E15An Officer and a Gentle Boy 2003-03-09 · 22 min
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
S7 · E16The Miseducation of Bobby Hill 2003-03-16 · 22 min
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
S7 · E17The Good Buck 2003-03-30 · 22 min
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
S7 · E18I Never Promised You an Organic Garden 2003-04-13 · 22 min
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
S7 · E19Be True to Your Fool 2003-04-27 · 22 min
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
S7 · E20Racist Dawg 2003-05-04 · 22 min
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
S7 · E21Night and Deity 2003-05-11 · 22 min
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
S7 · E22Maid in Arlen 2003-05-18 · 22 min
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
S7 · E23The Witches of East Arlen 2003-05-18 · 22 min
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
S8 · E1Patch Boomhauer 2003-11-02 · 22 min
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
S8 · E2Reborn to Be Wild 2003-11-09 · 22 min
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
S8 · E3New Cowboy on the Block 2003-11-16 · 22 min
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
S8 · E4The Incredible Hank 2003-11-23 · 22 min
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.