Seasons & episodes
S3 · E8That Voodoo That I Do Do 2005-11-14 · 21 min
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
S3 · E9Madame and Her Special Friend 2005-11-21 · 21 min
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
S3 · E10Something Salted and Twisted 2005-11-28 · 22 min
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
S3 · E11Santa's Village of the Damned 2005-12-19 · 22 min
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
S3 · E12That Special Tug 2006-01-09 · 22 min
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
S3 · E13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 2006-01-23 · 22 min
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
S3 · E14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2006-02-06 · 22 min
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
S3 · E15My Tongue Is Meat 2006-02-27 · 22 min
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
S3 · E16Ergo, the Booty Call 2006-03-06 · 22 min
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
S3 · E17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 2006-03-13 · 21 min
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
S3 · E18The Spit-Covered Cobbler 2006-03-20 · 21 min
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
S3 · E19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 2006-04-10 · 22 min
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
S3 · E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 2006-04-24 · 21 min
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
S3 · E21And the Plot Moistens 2006-05-01 · 21 min
Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
S3 · E22Just Once with Aunt Sophie 2006-05-08 · 22 min
A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
S3 · E23Arguments for the Quickie 2006-05-15 · 22 min
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
S3 · E24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 2006-05-22 · 21 min
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
S4 · E1Working for Caligula 2006-09-18 · 22 min
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
S4 · E2Who Is This Vod Kanockers? 2006-09-25 · 22 min
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.
S4 · E3The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 2006-10-02 · 21 min
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
S4 · E4A Pot-Smokin' Monkey 2006-10-09 · 21 min
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
S4 · E5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 2006-10-16 · 21 min
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.
S4 · E6Apologies for the Frivolity 2006-10-23 · 20 min
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.
S4 · E7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 2006-11-06 · 21 min
Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.