Seasons & episodes
S5 · E1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 2007-09-24 · 20 min
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
S5 · E2Media Room Slash Dungeon 2007-10-01 · 22 min
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
S5 · E3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 2007-10-08 · 21 min
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
S5 · E4City of Great Racks 2007-10-15 · 22 min
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
S5 · E5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 2007-10-22 · 22 min
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
S5 · E6Help Daddy Find His Toenail 2007-10-29 · 21 min
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
S5 · E7The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 2007-11-05 · 20 min
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
S5 · E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-12 · 20 min
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
S5 · E9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 2007-11-19 · 20 min
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
S5 · E10Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-26 · 22 min
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
S5 · E11Meander to Your Dander 2008-03-17 · 22 min
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
S5 · E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-24 · 22 min
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
S5 · E13The Soil Is Moist 2008-03-31 · 20 min
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
S5 · E14Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-14 · 22 min
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
S5 · E15Rough Night in Hump Junction 2008-04-21 · 21 min
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
S5 · E16Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-28 · 22 min
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
S5 · E17Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-05 · 21 min
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
S5 · E18If My Hole Could Talk 2008-05-12 · 21 min
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
S5 · E19Waiting for the Right Snapper 2008-05-19 · 22 min
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.