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S7 · E1818-JKLPUZO 2009-09-21 · 21 min

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

S7 · E2Whipped Unto the Third Generation 2009-09-28 · 20 min

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

S7 · E3Mmm, Fish. Yum. 2009-10-05 · 19 min

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

S7 · E4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 2009-10-12 · 20 min

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

S7 · E5For the Sake of the Child 2009-10-19 · 21 min

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

S7 · E6Give Me Your Thumb 2009-11-02 · 20 min

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

S7 · E7Untainted by Filth 2009-11-09 · 22 min

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

S7 · E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 2009-11-16 · 20 min

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

S7 · E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 2009-11-23 · 21 min

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

S7 · E10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" 2009-12-07 · 20 min

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

S7 · E11Warning, It's Dirty 2009-12-14 · 19 min

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

S7 · E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 2010-01-11 · 22 min

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

S7 · E13Yay, No Polyps! 2010-01-18 · 20 min

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

S7 · E14Crude and Uncalled For 2010-02-01 · 21 min

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

S7 · E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 2010-02-08 · 22 min

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

S7 · E16Tinkle Like a Princess 2010-03-01 · 21 min

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

S7 · E17I Found Your Moustache 2010-03-08 · 21 min

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

S7 · E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day 2010-03-22 · 21 min

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

S7 · E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 2010-04-12 · 18 min

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

S7 · E20I Called Him Magoo 2010-05-10 · 21 min

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

S7 · E21Gumby with a Pokey 2010-05-17 · 21 min

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

S7 · E22This Is Not Gonna End Well 2010-05-24 · 21 min

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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