Seasons & episodes
S1 · E1Pilot 2003-09-22 · 23 min
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
S1 · E2Big Flappy Bastards 2003-09-29 · 21 min
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
S1 · E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 2003-10-06 · 21 min
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
S1 · E4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 2003-10-13 · 21 min
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
S1 · E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 2003-10-20 · 19 min
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
S1 · E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 2003-10-27 · 21 min
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
S1 · E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 2003-11-03 · 21 min
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
S1 · E8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful 2003-11-10 · 19 min
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
S1 · E9Phase One, Complete 2003-11-17 · 21 min
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
S1 · E10Merry Thanksgiving 2003-11-24 · 21 min
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
S1 · E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 2003-12-15 · 20 min
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
S1 · E12Camel Filters and Pheromones 2004-01-05 · 21 min
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
S1 · E13Sarah Like Puny Alan 2004-01-12 · 20 min
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
S1 · E14I Can't Afford Hyenas 2004-02-02 · 21 min
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
S1 · E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 2004-02-09 · 21 min
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
S1 · E16That Was Saliva, Alan 2004-02-16 · 21 min
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
S1 · E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 2004-02-23 · 20 min
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
S1 · E18An Old Flame with a New Wick 2004-03-01 · 21 min
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
S1 · E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 2004-03-22 · 19 min
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
S1 · E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 2004-04-19 · 21 min
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
S1 · E21No Sniffing, No Wowing 2004-05-03 · 21 min
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
S1 · E22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 2004-05-10 · 21 min
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
S1 · E23Just Like Buffalo 2004-05-17 · 21 min
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
S1 · E24Can You Feel My Finger? 2004-05-24 · 21 min
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.