Seasons & episodes
S9 · E1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19 · 21 min
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
S9 · E2People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26 · 21 min
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
S9 · E3Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03 · 20 min
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
S9 · E4Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10 · 21 min
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
S9 · E5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17 · 20 min
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
S9 · E6The Squat and Hover 2011-10-24 · 21 min
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
S9 · E7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31 · 19 min
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
S9 · E8Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07 · 21 min
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
S9 · E9Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14 · 21 min
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
S9 · E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21 · 21 min
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
S9 · E11What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05 · 20 min
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
S9 · E12One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12 · 21 min
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
S9 · E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02 · 20 min
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
S9 · E14A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-16 · 20 min
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S9 · E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06 · 21 min
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
S9 · E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13 · 20 min
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
S9 · E17Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20 · 19 min
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
S9 · E18The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27 · 21 min
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S9 · E19Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19 · 21 min
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
S9 · E20Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09 · 21 min
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
S9 · E21Mr. Hose Says "Yes" 2012-04-16 · 21 min
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
S9 · E22Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30 · 21 min
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
S9 · E23The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07 · 21 min
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
S9 · E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14 · 21 min
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.