Seasons & episodes
S5 · E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-12 · 20 min
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
S5 · E9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 2007-11-19 · 20 min
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
S5 · E10Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-26 · 22 min
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
S5 · E11Meander to Your Dander 2008-03-17 · 22 min
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
S5 · E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-24 · 22 min
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
S5 · E13The Soil Is Moist 2008-03-31 · 20 min
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
S5 · E14Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-14 · 22 min
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
S5 · E15Rough Night in Hump Junction 2008-04-21 · 21 min
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
S5 · E16Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-28 · 22 min
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
S5 · E17Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-05 · 21 min
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
S5 · E18If My Hole Could Talk 2008-05-12 · 21 min
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
S5 · E19Waiting for the Right Snapper 2008-05-19 · 22 min
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
S6 · E1Taterhead Is Our Love Child 2008-09-22 · 22 min
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
S6 · E2Pie Hole, Herb 2008-09-29 · 22 min
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
S6 · E3Damn You, Eggs Benedict 2008-10-06 · 22 min
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
S6 · E4The Flavin' and the Mavin' 2008-10-13 · 21 min
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
S6 · E5A Jock Strap in Hell 2008-10-20 · 22 min
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
S6 · E6It's Always Nazi Week 2008-11-03 · 22 min
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
S6 · E7Best H.O. Money Can Buy 2008-11-10 · 22 min
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.
S6 · E8Pinocchio's Mouth 2008-11-17 · 22 min
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
S6 · E9The Mooch at the Boo 2008-11-24 · 22 min
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
S6 · E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 2008-12-08 · 21 min
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
S6 · E11The Devil's Lube 2008-12-15 · 22 min
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
S6 · E12Thank God for Scoliosis 2009-01-12 · 20 min
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.